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Do you have a Pet Peeve? Send them to us and we’ll post the best ones. Keep them short and "Pithy" as Mr. O’Reilly would say. Be sure to include your name & city or country if out of the U.S.

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Send your "Pet Peeves" to: telton@kc.rr.com

PET PEEVES

bullet How is it that whenever someone on TV or Radio mentions that the cost of oil just went up the gas stations raise their prices the same day? You know they couldn’t have got those barrels over from the Middle East to that gas station that fast.

 

bullet Why is it that Senators and Congressmen don’t have to live on the same Social Security payments that you and I do? And what Moron on Capitol Hill decided that Social Security payments weren’t low enough so they decided to tax them which just adds insult to injury

 

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What idiot decided that there wasn’t enough crap on a television screen so we should have a “crawl” across the bottom of the screen and little icons popping in and out?

 

bullet When did it go from 25 minutes of program and 5 minutes of commercials to 30 minutes of commercials?

 

bullet I hate it when Breaking News interrupts the program you’re watching only to find out they could tell you the same damned thing on the 5 o clock news and you wouldn’t be the least bit upset.

 

bulletWhen did newscasters become so paranoid that they HAVE to know everything before their competition and then tell you before their competition? I like to watch my shows without interruptions from BREAKING NEWS. “Were interrupting this program for BREAKING NEWS, Channel +&*% has just learned that Otis Higginbottom has just developed a severe case of hangnail. We don’t have all the details yet but . . .” “CLICK” GET OFF MY TELEVISION!!!!!!!

 

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